I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

Cock Robbed

When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

ur life got robbed

when u die to a squeaker, L.

ur life got robbed, L UR DED, SOOOO BADDDDD, UR SO DOG WATER L

by B1G_GUY March 12, 2021

ur mom got robbed

when ur mom gets robbed.

"UR MOM GOT ROBBED, L BADDDDDDD"

by B1G_GUY March 11, 2021

Ghetto Robbed

When you get robbed and the only thing you can find missing is the cheapest thing in your house.

Yeah last night I got Ghetto Robbed, all they took was my sons crayons.

by iiSpyTreX August 13, 2011

dank robbed

When ones marijuana is stolen

Man I think we were just dank robbed my buds gone! I'm

by smokiegurrrl802 July 27, 2016

J-Robbed

Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.

Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.

Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.

by SuCo27 January 25, 2012