The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

riley

riley is incredible. she will love you forever and believe in you more than you believe in yourself. she's not the friend that will be for you when you cry, but she'll have a wet shoulder from your tears. shes the girl that thinks shes the ugliest girl in the world and that all of her friends are so pretty but in reality she's the beautiful one. and not only are her looks beautiful, but her personality is. she's such a bright soul but she has convinced herself that nobody likes her. she thinks she'll never have a boyfriend but she doesnt realize she has guys lining up to talk to her. she can be really chill and quiet but if she opens up she can be so goofy and so much fun to hang out with. she's the one that says sorry after ranting because she has convinced herself that everyone could care less about her feelings. she's the one that ends up being the only one single in the group but nobody understands why. she says she's okay with being single but deep down she wishes she had someone to cuddle with at night. she hands out her little pieces even though so many people have broken her. she seems fine but when you get to know her she has gone through some deep shit. she lets everyone walk all over her and manipulate her so she's is always being used. but depsite that she's incredibly positive and always tries to look at the bright side. so if you find a riley. get ahold of her and keep her around, she's a good person to have by your side in life.

wow. she's amazing. she has to be a riley.

by bootyholesimdone January 27, 2019

Rila

A pretty name for a gorgeous girl who can be difficult to love, but staying with her is worth it. She'll always be loyal and love you no matter what. Rila will love you for who you are, despite the fact that you will be teased. She's the best girlfriend and always looks out for the guy she loves. Her laugh is incredible, and her smile is contagious. If you know a Rila, keep her because she's a girl you won't forget and who shouldn't be taken for granted

Guy 1: I regret cheating on my ex..
Guy 2: Your ex Rila? Bro you fucked up..
Guy 1: I would do anything to get her back

by xxemxu March 20, 2021

Rilakkuma

The fiction character of Sanrio. That's brown-yellow bear with cute face from Japan. He has two friends named Kiroitori and Korilakkuma.

I love Rilakkuma very much. That bear is so cute.

by RilakkumaLovers;) February 23, 2014

Ernesto Riley

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.

by Faith Walker August 25, 2014

Cardboard Rillo's

Cardboard-Rillo's A word from East Sacramento usually used in place of cigarillos, but can be used to describe any cheap swisher cigar ninety nine cents and lower.

She wanted the kid to slide through, but she didn't have no Wood's all she had was Cardboard rillo's.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014

Riley (girl)

She is one of a kind. She is able to understand what it takes to be a wonderful human being and not suck. She listens and genuinely cares. She is the bomb and is the best friend I’ll ever have. You better find one of your own.

Them: Whose this?

You: oh just my best friend ever, Riley (girl).

by Lasognya June 27, 2018