rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

rigor mornin

Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...

well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...

by 8lb 3oz baby jorge June 30, 2010

Rigormoron

Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.

Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?

Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.

by Katya Eye January 6, 2015

Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.

Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.

by Trap=crap March 20, 2017

rigorita

Hypodermic syringe

when does the needle exchange open. we gots to get fresh rigoritas.

by Johnny B Freak November 28, 2017

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018