"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009
Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart
Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis
Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis
by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022
Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 18, 2017
a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
what the fuck is rigor mortis
by cumdumpstur November 20, 2022
the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
by relayZZZ April 24, 2022
by ShyCabaret August 14, 2022
That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.
by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018