Riley McIlwain

A very sexy guy who co-starred on the hit youtube show "Is It A Good Idea to Microwave This?" The mere mention of his name can make women want to be impregnated with his babies. Every girl and the occasional male wants to have a Riley McIlwain if not then they haven't witness his totally awesomeness.

"Hey did you watch Riley McIlwain on youtube last night?"
"Yeah, I want to be impregnated with his children."
"Dude, you're a guy."
"...So..."

by totallyawesomechick January 7, 2012

Riley ginger

Someone who wears Nautica on the daily, as well as Tommy Hilfieger so he's a huge fucking eshay lad who sucks fat cock on the daily even though he has a small one and features regularly in gay porn. He's only positive is that his arms are the size of Leyton's huge ass fore-head

Riley ginger is the biggest rig out

by Braithrussell March 31, 2019

Riley Jacobs

Riley Jacobs is a Hotwife and Pornstar. Voted one of the top 100 Interracial Pornstars in 2022, its no secret her preference is big and black. Off camera she is a swinger and exhibitionist. She is the only brunette member of The Hotwife Tour (A group of hotwives that travel the US having orgies, gangbangs, and promoting the swinger lifestyle) and is well known as for her wild slutty personality.

Riley Jacobs is the definitive hotwife. She is obsessed with black cock that isn’t her husband’s and she is completely uninhibited.

by SwingerLife June 10, 2023

Pull a Riley

Meaning to tell someone to “get gone”, usually used after someone tells you they have feelings for you.

To pull a Riley means to tell someone to get gone (get lost, go away)

Example:

“Hey ;)”

“Get gone.”

by bigtiddienev May 19, 2019

Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Riley

A girl usually beautiful and with a great smile. She will have a wonderful personality no matter her looks. She is smart and loving if you get a chance to be with a Riley don’t let her go.

Riley is beautiful, you will love her.

by Riley the beautiful February 17, 2018

Riley's Wager

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.

Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"

by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011