Righteous Bush

An extremely hairy vagina or excessive amounts of pubic hair on a vagina.

Can also, less commonly, be used to describe male genitalia.

Dude, I pulled down her panties and she had a righteous bush!

or

I probably would have given him head, but he had some righteous bush.

Righteous Bush by Zoidberg, MD November 12, 2010

righteous chronic 

some serious weed.

"All he needs is a little love, ultraviolet light, potassium, and he'll grow into some righteous chronic"

righteous chronic by Potato Head April 26, 2014

righteous nigger 

Black people who go to church for the free food and for thicker bitches.

I'm a Righteous nigger, I go to church for the free food and thicker bitches!

righteous nigger by Righteous Nigger 666 January 6, 2017

Righteous Plinth 

Placing ones balls gently on the top of your loved ones head as an act of passive domination.

I achieved the righteous plinth with Candy last night and now our relationship is at the next level dude.

Righteous Plinth by Whatttt?! December 29, 2018

righteous bitch 

Someone that speaks bluntly, honestly, and cares deeply about you and you them.

Tracy is a Righteous Bitch

righteous bitch by Rock-a-Squin September 13, 2013

Righteous Nig 

Said usually when at a loss for words to describe the sighting of a black person (usually male) who possesses indescribably awesome attributes or qualities such as wearing a cool hat, keepin' a ho in line, beatin' down the white oppressors or just generally being ghetto and black.
Some popular Righteous Nigs include -
Samuel L Jackson
Laurence Fishburne
Tupac
Snoop
Dre
That Black Guy That Plays Drums For Jason Mraz

Note: Can also be adapted to suit the user's mood - Righteous Nog, Righteous Negro, Righteous Niglett/Noglett (in the case of younger Righteous Nigs), Righteous Blacker, Righteous Nig Nog Nag (in case of truly awe-inspiring negro qualities warranting the use of the highest negro compliment).

Guy 1 - *Oh wow, fuck yeah.*
Guy 2 - *What?*
Guy 1 - *You seen this awesome negro dancin'?*
Guy 2 - *Yeah he's truly amazing.*
Guy 1 - *A righteous nig indeed.* (Satisfied smile)

Or

Guy 1 - *That Morgan Freeman he's so cool, ya know just the way he smiles an' shit just so awe-inspiring, a truly Righteous Nig*
Guy 2 - *And the fact that he's in EVERY FILM EVER MADE. Righteous or what?*
(Synchronised satisfied smile)

Righteous Nig by YouDroppedYourGayCard October 17, 2009

righteous grumpy 

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

righteous grumpy by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008