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duhren is retartet
by pepeppe August 24, 2025
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retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.
Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.
by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023
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apple retart

A word used by someone in the bakery section of a shop to someone they are annoyed with.
Becka: Hey Linsey I like this nut cake even though I'm allergic to nuts do you think I should get it
Linsey: No! Becka you shouldn't get it you apple retart.
by Kitsune Swordsman June 2, 2017
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rugby retart

a name commonly used among college rugby players for their team mates who have have so many concussion that they suffer from
1) short term memory problems
2) trouble paying attention in conversation
3) walk down there hall to the dorm showers relies they forgot there shampoo go back to there dorm, for get what they came back to get, and go back to the shower and repeat the process until they give up, some one tells them, or they learn to compensate.
to be a Rugby Retart one must also continue to play the sport regardless of them knowing that they have made themselves this way form repeated concussion
yeah bro Landin and Chris are the only rugby retarts on the team at the moment, with Chris being the greater retart at the moment. how ever jake sustain his second the other day and my be on his way.
by maximum highness. November 18, 2012
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Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022
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Retard Unit

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.
Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.
by vektorweg June 5, 2017
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