Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

textual relations

When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.

"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."

by tw41 September 5, 2014

no relations

Having sex with someone you don’t want to commit to.

Yoooo fam I’m bout to blow this girl’s back out. She said she doesn’t wanna date but we can pull a no relations

by BiGblAckH February 25, 2020

Resolation

An epiphany so profound, you immediately decide on a course of action. Combination of "revelation" and "resolution".

I had an amazing resolation this evening about that girl that I've been in love with for years.

by Numanoid_80 January 1, 2015

sexual relations

Interactions involving sexual behavior with another person, or other people including, kissing, petting, humping, making out, sex, anal sex, oral sex, rimming, t bagging, fucking, licking, hickeys, sucking.

Wow is that girl president of the celibacy club? Clearly not because shes having sexual relations with that random guy!

by Celibategirl March 18, 2009

Porn Star Regulation

1. A measurment of penis length deemed worthy of being filmed for pornographic purposes.

2. A penis over 12 inches in length

Blayne of Castaic CA is one of the lucky men responsible for one of these rare gems.

"OMG! last nightMr. Pearson ripped me apart with his P.S.R.(Porn Star Regulation) ; Hence the wheel chair."-explained the crippled girl

by Korey and Logan December 9, 2008

Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008