2-valve Regenerative Repair System

The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.

I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.

by Stratton 2-valve September 9, 2020

Best Laptop Repair Services in Dubai

Repair your laptops in UAE? Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.

Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.

by galaitcare March 1, 2023

Nano Repairs

It's some tech repair store or something, I don't fucking know. The owner fucked my friend's mom once. According to legends, work gets done here, though I am yet to see it.

Riley: "I broke my phone, oh noes"
Jacob: "Go to Nano Repairs you whore"

by CaptainAsslicker March 8, 2023

White trash repair

When you fix something in an improper manner with a scant amount of resources that still counts as fixed, but you put the least amount of effort into it.

Joe Bob fixed the toilet by using a dog chain and a cinder block. In our neck of the woods we call that a white trash repair.

by Dnurse15 February 20, 2023

Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request

I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery

by Cody5050 August 10, 2022

Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.

Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”

by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022

Dishwasher Repair Man

Pussy doctor. Grandpas boy. The guy who tries to help others out although his peers lack hindsight and want to scapegoat him. Also known as Gonacolagyst.

The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman

by ButchNochance January 23, 2022