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Resting Bitch Voice

A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.
"Is Jacob going to come out with us?"
"I don't know. He said he'd 'love to come, sounds like lots of fun', but it sounded like he was making fun of me with that resting bitch voice of his."
by chefBR January 16, 2016
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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
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Releasing the dog of war

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.
I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.
by UD Scholar July 19, 2011
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ARF (Angry Resting Face)

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."
"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."
by Eddy 3094A September 30, 2012
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resting trump face

A term used to describe a permanent, exaggerated facial scowl. This expression is often seen on people who have a reputation of being extremely arrogant and have a strong tendency to bully others in order to stroke their own ego. It is sometimes mistaken for a look of constipation.
“Dude! What's up with your friend? Is he gonna be sick?” “No, man...he just has resting trump face.”
by RieslingPM October 1, 2015
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Resting Murder Face

When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.
by Errkah November 11, 2013
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