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can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

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"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
by Max Casella May 2, 2006
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Relay

Basically just a switch without a mechanical toggle lever that has a little electromagnet inside
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relay exchange

An act where three to four males get each other off simultaneously. Usually done in candle light and scented candles.
Guy 1: Hey bro wanna, have a relay exchange?

Guy 2: Sure man, I'll get the candles.

Guy 3: Yeah, I'm down, I just bought a cinnamon roll candle.
by Hary585 March 29, 2016
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National Relay Day

On May 8th throught the nation marks relay day. In track, swimming, or cross country the athletes compete in a relay to see who is the fastest. It is used most often in a sentence to your coach or advisor.
“Coach today is national relay day therefore we must swim a relay”
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Prairie Dog Relay

When you run a relay race but instead of passing a baton, you pass a turd from one anus to another.
We would have won the prairie dog relay but John had diarrhea.
by GirthBrookss November 18, 2022
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sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!
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Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.
*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*
by Sven9493837712 May 24, 2015
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