University of California, Redemption

UCR, or University of California, Riverside. In the 21st Century, UCR is less the school for UC Rejects, and more the campus of choice for many highly qualified applicants who may have gotten rejected by other, more selective UCs, but would have otherwise SMOKED college applications in other State Universities across the country.

I didn't get into the UCs of my choice this time, but despite busting my ass in high school, I'm thankful that I got into the University of California, Redemption!

by THEGOLDCOAST April 26, 2011

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Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

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Redemption Island

That bitchy place where Survivor becomes pointless, and you lose as soon as you get the chance to go back in the game again (ala Ozzy and Matt).

At Redemption Island:

Francesca: I got voted out.
Matt: I did too.
Francesca - Lost
Russell - Lost
Kristina - Lost
Krista - Lost
Stephanie - Lost
Sarita - Lost

Matt is back.

...

Matt: I got voted out.
David: Me too.
Mike: Me three?
Matt: WTF? This aint no duel wit 3 peeps

by GoForTheGoalBiz December 2, 2011

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