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Powdered rectum

Powdered rectum is when you have half a box of Frosted Flakes up your rectum. You contract the disease by sticking any part of your body out of a bus window.
I had to piss out the window and I got powdered rectum.
by liamTITTIES February 5, 2019
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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."
by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022
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7.4 on the Rectum scale

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"
Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!
by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007
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rectumfy

To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.
Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.
by Julien Pitre November 10, 2008
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Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em

A punchline to a joke, the whole joke is almost never heard.
There are various setups to this punchline. Here's one:

One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'

As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.

Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'

The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."

Or this shorter version:

Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
by the_only_real_coffee_sloth September 10, 2009
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rectopussy

Hey, me and my buddy fucked your girlfriend in her rectopussy. It was great.
by Zach Wilburby May 27, 2009
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I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..
Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum
by Theis September 20, 2006
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