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rectum ranger

One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.
<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.
by Brickman March 20, 2003
mugGet the rectum rangermug.

Rectum Raider

Someone who likes to have anal sex
Man you're so gay, you're such a rectum raider
by Max June 6, 2003
mugGet the Rectum Raidermug.

Rectum Fruit

The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.
Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.
by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011
mugGet the Rectum Fruitmug.

Rectum Raider

A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.
"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."
by Choco McBrown Town July 30, 2008
mugGet the Rectum Raidermug.

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.
I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.
by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009
mugGet the Golden Rectummug.

Powdered rectum

Powdered rectum is when you have half a box of Frosted Flakes up your rectum. You contract the disease by sticking any part of your body out of a bus window.
I had to piss out the window and I got powdered rectum.
by liamTITTIES February 5, 2019
mugGet the Powdered rectummug.

per rectum

Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?

Doctor: apply it rectally

Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!
by dildo777 November 10, 2017
mugGet the per rectummug.

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