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Revloning

The act of a ginger shoving a Revlon brand hairbrush up their anus, jerking off and then, sending it to a gay kid and blocking them.
DId you see the guy who videoed him self Revloning
by the hairbrush master May 3, 2023
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seasoning police

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.
If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?
by wypipofood March 22, 2023
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readonding

Both reading and responding to a blog post. Combines the words reading, and responding.
Jack is a big fan of Jill's blog, that's why he's always readonding.
by Hitter1015 March 17, 2011
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jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.
John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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Reckoning

The time when you are held accountable for your actions - good or bad - and thereafter receive the punishment or reward for those actions.

In other words, what goes around comes around eventually.
"I can't stand her! Let me at her!"

"Nah don't trip, she'll have her day of reckoning "
by Girldyel May 25, 2020
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reasonist

"Reasonist" is an archaic word that has no modern use, so I submit adopting it to define what an atheist actually is. "Atheist" is a demonized word that relies on what we DON'T believe in (theism) to define us. This is absurd, and is like calling oneself an "a-astrologist" or an "a-alchemist". Instead, there are astronomers and chemists, who have a positive label for the science they pursue.

Atheists are driven out of the communal dialog based solely on this label alone. It is time this is changed, and "Reasonist" defines exactly what we believe in: REASON. We leave faith to the theists; for us, reason is not only the tool, it is the entire toolbox itself, for without reason, theism would not even exist as a philosophy or even a concept or a word. We are reasonists.
I do not have any beliefs in gods because I am a reasonist.

As a reasonist, I do not endorse faith as a means to knowledge.

I know Mao and Stalin were atheists, but I don't define myself as what I am not, I define myself as what I am, which is a reasonist.
by George Scileppi January 10, 2008
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reckoning

a settlement of accounts. retribution for a submissive's tortuous wrongdoings levied in a punitive way.
My sub knew her day of reckoning would soon come after having acted like a terrible little cock-hungry brat.
by TomySIR January 7, 2014
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