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Relative Bitch

Your really bitchy relative that you hate.
Man, won't my relative bitch stop coming to my house. It is so annoying!
by HeyHey333 February 9, 2017
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Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
by Urban Source March 13, 2009
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Repelative

A relative, connected either by blood or through marriage, that has a tendency to act out, either in public on online, in less than pleasant manners. Typically, the idea of a family tree limb that is considered "redneck" or "whitetrash," and whose actions typically link them with the less refined, less dignified, and generally unappealing. They repel other family members based on their history or previous experiences.
Oh great. My repelative cousin just posted on my Facebook wall that our grandmother has just died...she didn't even bother to call me and tell me!
by IonBlitz March 25, 2010
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relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.
"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."
by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009
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Relativism

Relativism pretty much means What is true for me is true for me and what is true for you is true for you..
by thesquareof4 August 14, 2012
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relativistic

moving at an extremely high velocity.

From the Special Theory of Relativity published in 1905 by Albert Einstein and his expression e=mc^2.

Although this term is strictly a hyperbole, since only very small particles in lab accelerators can approach the speed of light, it's use can be an appropriate exaggeration in certain cases.
I just got passed by an R1, he was relativistic!
by paulvmunix July 21, 2008
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relatives

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.
The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!
by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003
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