rape

In basketball when the ball goes in and out of the rim.

Dude, that shot was so rape, I can believe the ball did that.

by Dis Cleavage Tho October 14, 2017

rape

when you jump out in front of some one, totally surpriseing them and forceing them to have sex with you.

Remember kids, its not rape, its surprise sex!

by pimp daddy dollars February 11, 2005

rape

A word used to replace all other verbs in a sentence.

Im going to rape this chair. (tranlation: im going to sit on this chair)

I raped a potato pie.

by EllieSarah September 14, 2005

rape

A totally fucked up crime that should never, ever happen to anyone. The rapist could act this way because of having extreme sexual deprivation from parents, or simply because he's obsessed with power. Sometimes, it will start with showing the woman about sex parts, if not that then talking about it, and not in a way where you're confused and need help either. Afterwards, he might try to have the woman touch his sex parts, and then he'll usually touch her sexually. Eventually, after all this, he will try to dupe the woman into some place where it's hard for him to get caught, and rape her. There are different forms of how rape starts, but mostly it starts like that, so all you females out there watch out for that. If you women out there are reading this, I want y'all to know one thing: If a dude tries to rape you, the first thing you should always do is kick him in his nuts! If you even carry a Tazer Gun with you, use that too! And then get help, because you don't deserve that at all. Remember; No means no, you sick bastards!!!

Every year, at least 1,000 women are raped, probably more than that, because of sick, depraved lunatics.

by CG2079 August 20, 2005

rape

Somthing the 8 year olds on Urban Dictionary love to think they do....

Dude dis definition said rape is ok, woot must put thumbs up! Now im going to stick a dildo in my teddy bear lolololololloololol!1!!!1

by James Haig August 05, 2006

rape

Appalling crime of forced sexual violence against another person. Except when it happens to a man in prison, in which case, in Western culture, it is apparently highly amusing.

"The woman was brutally raped"
"Don't drop the soap, ha ha"

by Zamzara October 09, 2007

rape

A fun way to tell people to do or not do something, despite the obvious negative associations. Particularly fun to say to friends or relatives.

Shut up or I'll rape you!
Touch my new TV, and I'll rape you!
Get dirt in my car, and I'll rape you!

etc.

by 123_Fake_Street December 27, 2008