400m Runner

The strongest, fastest, most persistent runner in all of Track and Field. Requiring discipline, motivation, and ambition to reach the finish line due to the gruesome factors of the race requiring both sprint and endurance running.

1:what do you run?
2:Im a 400m runner
1: oh hell no thats too hard your a beast dude. STAY UP
2: i know

by 400mlife December 4, 2011

Green Ranger

Without a doubt, the coolest of the Power Rangers, despite eventually becoming the White Ranger.

If you think any of the Power Rangers are cooler than the Green Ranger, you are wrong.

by MBB July 10, 2005

Homestar Runner

The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.

"I'm Homestaw Wunnow, and this is a website!"-Homestar Runner

by dpo June 21, 2004

lunch runner

One who runs out of the classroom and down the hall so he can be the first on in line for lunch.

Look at that fuckin lunch runner billy. ya hes a fuckin idiot

by Frazier Boy August 10, 2006

army ranger

The US Army's finest and most dangerous.

Rangers lead the way!

by CaptainMarvel February 27, 2004

runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

Ranger Douche

In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.

I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.

by MrT64 January 21, 2011