Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

Ranch Dimension

1. Someone who has terrible internet, or unable to understand via voice chatting.

2.Someone drowning another creature by dumping an ungodly amount ranch dressing on to them.

Example 1
Brian: *unintelligible noise*

Nathan: Damn, bro are you in the Ranch Dimension?

Example 2
Frank: "Fuck you wasp to the Ranch Dimension"

by Slasher Fox September 21, 2021

Ranch Daddy

The man who is in control of the ranch.

They call me ranch daddy, but if I had 'U' I would start going by Daddy Raunch.

by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020

Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Ranch it up

When you and your bros do the horizontal hokey pokey on some freshman fifteens in the quad.

Hey bro, you wanna ranch it up later?

by Superfreeky August 14, 2016

ranch dog

A sketchy looking female of questionable sanity.

Inspried by the dogs that inhabit the ranches of Mexico. Not exactly pets, they have to fend for themselves and end up a bit mangy and skittish, especially around humans.

That chick is a total ranch dog.

by Le Singe June 1, 2006

Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020