Ralfael

A bitch ass nigga

He always talk shit but dont want the smoke- Ralfael

by Lildevil7545 January 10, 2022

Ralfarian

A new breed of human being between one Ralfy and one Ariane, soon to repopulate the world of Ralari.

Gary: Hey Ash, did you hear about Ari? and her Ralfarian?
Ashley: Hell yea Ariane and Ralfy are having some Ralfarians!!!
Drew: Huh? Is her ego prego?

by Ashley and the Goofs April 8, 2008

ralfy

An extremely gay guy, With the a dick the size of a toe.
A guy who takes everybodys stuff; a biter.

Chris: "that gay is so gay"
Jose: "his dick is small as fuck"
Chris: "what a ralfy"

by jsec2092 April 16, 2008

Ralfeing

To extend the duration of a (video or board) game beyond normal human endurance by exploiting the rules to make and remake moves until your opponents die of boredom.

- How did your game of Quarrel go last night?

- We didn't actually get to finish. On the first turn SOMEONE started ralfeing and that was it for the next two hours.

by David McCain February 3, 2009

Ralfing

When one puking all over his dog, cat or chicken and forces the animal to eat it and that is the only food it gets until all of the puke had been eaten

jack was ralfing all over his cat and it died shortly after. Jack ralfed on his cat yesterday.

by Flappy flapper November 3, 2014

RALFTOMATO

Ralph Tomato- Started internet chat forum mixing riding dirtbikes, beer, and humor. If you hear something funny that goes brap, say Ralph Tomato or RalfTomato.

Ha Ha Did you see me hit run into that tree? I need another beer! RALPHTOMATO!

by QAudindacity August 26, 2004

Ralfstafarian

A known shaver of pubic hair in general, the Ralfstafarian, otherwise known as chinballs, is the only known predator of the Greebs. Loves the guanting and pickles herring for fun. Bit of a Jebbend, however if you were to melt his skin off you would find he is actually made of candyfloss. Loves giving random cuddles and stroking strangers. This sneaky flange-flicker enjoys nothing more than to rest his chinballs in others food. Generally friendly, except when riled can act like a dinosaur. His cheeky smile is his trademark and without it he is just a meh. The Ralfstafarian should also have been born in the 80's.

Oi Ralfstafarian, your balls are dripping sweat all over my lizard.
Ralfstafarian stop shaving my ass!
Oh sorry didnt realise you had balls on you chin Ralfstafarian (awkward smile face).
Ralfstafarian wheres your chin? you cold or summin?
If Ralfstafarian sold sea shells by the sea shore, how many sea shells would he sell before his chinballs got too salty?

by Anti-Coon May 5, 2011