R. Kelly

Child molestor, who was recently quoted as saying "Osama's the only one who understands how I feel"

by Seenus September 17, 2003

r. kelly

a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty

r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody

by Shamrokk August 03, 2004

R. Kelly

To pee on someone or something

1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."

2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"

by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008

R. Kelly

A guy who loves to pork little girls.

Hey, get off my little girl you R. Kelly

by AHHHHHHH December 12, 2003

r. kelly

A very talented singer who ruined his career by having sex with underage girls.

Man, that R. Kelly's music was the shit. Too bad he fucked all those little girls.

by whatmorecanisay August 03, 2004

R. Kelly

the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.

R. Kelly runs R&B.

by california689 October 29, 2011

R. Kelly

fucked a lil gurl

r. kelly fucked a lil girl

by KImMmMaY October 30, 2003