Quiff

1)a slang term for the female anatomy; a vagina.
2)Someone who is despised by you.

So I says to Mable, that Simon Cowell is some quiff.

by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006

Quiff

a Vagenital Fart

did she just have a quiff?

by GregV12 September 29, 2008

Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

by Dudeboyguy August 19, 2011

Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

by spurstildeath January 06, 2014

Quiff

when the poom poom farts. You know, them dutty gyals.

-".... oh damn bitch, that stinks!"
-"that borrito gave me the quiffs puto!"

by Spontaneous Combustion May 23, 2006

Quiff

A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)

A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"

by J4G February 17, 2011

Quiff

When amy squirts fudge from her vagina

Oops i quiffed guys.

by Brody April 30, 2003