Rectal Database Query (RDQ)

Another term for a fabrication. An RDQ is when someone is making shit up. What they are saying has no basis or foundation in fact. They are inventing or perhaps just lying to you. In other words, they are pulling it out of their ass. And that, my friends, is what we call a Rectal Database Query.

Sales team associate's conversation:
Sales guy #1: I don't know how my coworker derived these sales figures.

Sales guy #2: I know right?! He must have used an RDQ.
Sales guy #1: What's an RDQ?
Sales guy #2: A rectal database query (RDQ)!

by Jordicolas October 18, 2018

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, mistress

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress

by fonsucu August 5, 2008

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, "mistress"

Ese le ha puesto un piso a la querida.

Se ha echado una querida y ya no pisa por casa.

by fonsucu August 1, 2008

query

I boner over another man.

Hey Jason, I just got a query over you.
-=or=-
I often get queries.

by Rob Strait December 30, 2003

query

A rogue SQL command that defies the rules of the boolean data type.

I'VE GOT A ROGUE QUERY IN MY DATABASE!
Their sending a query into my backdoor!

by Taddaeus February 23, 2011

Querking

Querking, the action of a female letting out a queef while in a twerking state.

Person One: Dayum wats dat smell?

Person two: must be marenda, she can't controll herself once she starts twerking.

Person One: dayum that's what I call querking

by MDylan January 14, 2014

Quertin

Something that everybody understands except you.

Me: aye sure he's just gone Quertin...
You: ?????

by UKOlympian November 12, 2016