queffy

An act achieved only through the flawless execution of two simultaneous maneuvers by a female.

The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.

Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)

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Alex and Sally were in the kitchen when without warning, he grabbed her adorable Yorkie and farted on it. In a rage, Sally grabbed his pussycat, sucked air into her vagina, and laid a big fucking queffy on it.

by Summer.of.87 August 14, 2016

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kwelf
Adjective; Noun; Verb;

1) Synonymous term for substantial homoeroticism, circumventing more common terms such, as queer, gay, homo, etc.

2) Emasculating "Elfs" by fusing the term with the word "Queer"

3) Ranking philologically between butt-pirate and fairy.

Adjective:

Wow, those pink christmas decorations are completely quelf.

Noun:

P1: Did you see Charles staring and Rodney's ass?
P2: Yeah....he always brushes up against me...
P1: If I wouldn't know any better I'd say he's an ass-pirate
P2: I hear ya, he's more of a quelf.

Verb:

P1: Quit quelfing in the luchroom homes!
P2: Sorry, the way you stroke that coke machine gets me all hot and bothered...

by Denise Sirkot November 28, 2010

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