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Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.
The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.
by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024
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Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.
My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.
by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024
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Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelching so hard right now
by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.
“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
Sorry dude I was drunk
by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025
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the act of filling your foreskin with melted shit and then squeezing it into a pregnant womans gaping vagina so the baby comes out as a nigger
i love quelting bimbos
by goonshitter December 12, 2025
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