Phone Proxy

A PBX phone system or asterisk server running in a remote location to serve as an anonymous relay to yourself and the person you are calling via telephone

I just used a phone proxy from ProxyServices.com and called in a bomb threat to the school, hope they dont turn my docs over to the feds!

by MrShasta August 24, 2010

proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

Proxpissity

When needing to urinate, this is the sensation of an increased urgency to relieve yourself as you get closer to your destination.

After a night at the pub, I experienced proxpissity on the drive home.

by myackanich December 9, 2010

proxy let down

n. A feeling of despair felt as a result of the failure of one's favourite team etc. The failure is felt on a deeply personal level despite one's lack of contribution.

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Yo. What's with the black armband.

I just feel so terrible today. I thought I gave it all I had. I tried to leave everything on the couch. I wore my team jersey, painted my face, bought a bumper sticker. I should have done more. I feel like I've let everybody down.

It's just proxy let down my man. Next season get some vintage jerseys for your kids and a recliner in the team colours.

by gnostic 1 February 3, 2013

peroxide blonde

A blonde whose color comes from bleaching with hydrogen peroxide instead of genetics.

No way that hair is natural color--she's a peroxide blonde.

by Argent47 July 18, 2014

gonorrhea by proxy

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.

I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011