putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore

what your mom says when you ask for candybar and you haven't been or she there to get a few things

Mom: "I said put it back"

You: "But Mom..."

Mom:" I said

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore"

by rirenel June 19, 2019

office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit

Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

ragefilled putter

a particularily angry shotputter

did you see that ragefilled putter? he just screamed "GOD DAMMIT FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT" and we could hear him across the field!

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Puther

(British colloquial slang)

(Pronounced as 'mother') Descriptive of heavy falling snow (though not nearly as severe as a blizzard).

"The snowfall was quite light ten minutes ago, but now it's really starting to puther".

by splatharri March 29, 2010

putterputt

The act of walking and farting everytime you take a step. An endering name.

I can smell you from here you putterputt!

by rnbwmeli December 25, 2006

putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011