puritan

adj.) new england slang meaning outdated, or just stupid.

you're so puritan, man, you listen to grunge.

by alexisgojohnson May 20, 2006

Puritan

A person who lives in the woods in Lansing, Illinois. They are typically seen going to GFS.

Me: There are no more puritans.
Her: No, there are still puritans. I see them going to GFS.

by bailette August 17, 2012

purina

Breakfast mush. Poor mans breakfast food.

We were so poor my mama fed us shit on a shingle...she called it purina to fool us. Now I know it’s dog food.

by GrindAll October 29, 2019

purita

weak, super girly, picky eater, drama queen, starbucks lover, insanely annoying, with many phone cases, follower of the jonsess, old

like as if.....purita

by purito January 4, 2014

PHriday

A play on words for the hottest after hours club in Dallas TX named PH which runs every friday from 3-7 AM playing the hottest electronic music from house to dubstep to hardstyle. Replacing the F with PH to still create the same sound yet add emPHasis and explain what you will be doing that PHriday night.

Its PHriday! All facebookers send me a message to find out how to recieve discount cover at the door!

by just@ph December 11, 2010

paridah

Paridah. she has kind-heart,responsible,hot mother.
Hardworking,pretty girl,emotional,loving person.
Has arrogant face with kind heart

Look! her face look so arrogant!
A: oh she is an paridah.

by Honeyallebrahza April 23, 2018

Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020