lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

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purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement

by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006

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purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.

I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.

by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021

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Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.

Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase

by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017

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purchase pleasure

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!

by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010

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