Jim: "Hey, did you hear about the party at Dave's house tomorrow?"
Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."
Jim: "What?!?!"
Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."
Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."
Jim: "What?!?!"
Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."
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A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.
Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.
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(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.
The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.
Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
Lib: “You can’t just ban pride parades and execute pedophiles, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
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The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.
2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.
3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.
4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.
5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.
6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.
7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.
Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.
If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
There is no “Puritan-lite.”
There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”
There is no debate.
You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.
P&P ✠7
Lib: “You can’t execute pedophiles and bulldoze mosques and ban pride parades, that’s extreme!”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
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by Cookinbok January 6, 2026
Get the Purbitic mug.A phenomenon wherein self-described leftwing, queer, and LGBT "allies" condemn and demonize heterosexual fan service for normal people while maintaining explicit double standards for homosexual, trans, and female-oriented fanservice. Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the fact that much of fiction is meant to be a form of escapism. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such groups often found themselves opposed to in previous decades when they campaigned for sexual liberation.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
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