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Pussy Punisher

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One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.
Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!
by MMMelicious April 21, 2006
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2 Inch Punisher

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a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
by Nate Doge August 29, 2019
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2 Inch Punisher

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The 2 Inch Punisher may be small but dont let your guard down... although its so small that immediately make women burst into laughter and make you question existence, it packs a mean punch or "punishment."
Chelsea: Did you know Arnell Williams has a 2 Inch Punisher?
Alaina: Ughhh yes but it its not called the 2 Inch Punisher for no reason. It destroys this coochie!
Chelsea: You mind sharing sis?! Josiah just has a 2 incher.
by Arnell caught simpin May 20, 2020
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The Punisher

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Frank Castle. A Vietnam vet who, along with his family, was gunned down during a picnic in Central Park in the middle of a mob hit shortly after the war. However, while his entire family died violently, Castle survived. Since that day, he has dedicated his life to killing any and all criminals that he comes across. He especially targets the mafia. Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't necesarilly kill criminals to protect the public, he does it simply because he hates them.

He has been adapted into three different movies. The first two of which were forgettable. The third however, contrary to what some dipshit movie critics think, kicks major ass!!!
That mass murderer was starting to get cocky and arrogant after getting off with that technicality, until the Punisher shoved that frag grenade down his throat!

I don't give a shit what Roger Ebert says, The Punisher: Warzone kicked serious ass!!!

Ray Stevenson plays one badass motherfucking Punisher!!!
by DevilbytheDeed December 18, 2008
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Vagina Punisher

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one who punishes the vagina.
boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.
by piffington March 10, 2009
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The Punisher

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The is a name of a girl who proceeds to ride you cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. The then rides you for an extended period of time until she rides too high and exposes your penis. Then with the power of Zeus she thrusts down on your penis, not knowing that it is not in her vagina. This either breaks or crushes the man's penis.
Boy: "fuck, what the hell were you thinking?!"

Girl: "what?"

Boy: "did you really not feel your ass crushing my dick?!"

Girl: "what?"

Alec: "I am getting the fuck out of here! You will never be The Punisher to another man again! Mark my words!"
by TEXASAROB April 4, 2011
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2 inch punisher

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The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.
His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.
by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015
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