Helicopter Pumper

A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.

Mark shouts an insult from across the room at Joe, making him a Helicopter Pumper.

by BoBuzz November 23, 2018

Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.

by Vin-Diesel July 14, 2008

pumbler

A bumbling plumber whose efforts only make things worse.

"Our server has overheated because some pumbler broke a pump for the cooling machinery!"

by tacodaemon September 6, 2006

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

panamanian pumpernickel

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum

Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch

by Dank sauce November 11, 2013

pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006