look at this guy right here stumbling around." "That guy is fucking puddled!" "Yeah he definitely knows how to party!
by J-Gutes February 19, 2011
by Kasandra May 06, 2005
The act of washing ones parts while squatting next to a fuel pump or while squatting between parked trucks or cars. This is done by scooping water up from the ground with your hands (preferably after a rain shower).
by SaltyWhale1 May 12, 2013
by Doop master Flash November 14, 2003
I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.
by James Hickey24 May 17, 2007
by jennee d December 06, 2008
To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.
It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.
by HeadHunterX11 April 06, 2017