An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.
It is also a growing hipster culture.
It is also a growing hipster culture.
Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!
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Origin: South Park, when Skankhunt42 destroys all evidence of his trolling
Origin: South Park, when Skankhunt42 destroys all evidence of his trolling
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The art of offering space, trust and time to a person, or group of people, allowing them to express themselves as they would in the privacy of their own Boudoir. The craft lies on ones ability to adapt, blend in, disappear into the shadows. Sometimes, pictures also come out of this.
Have you checked out Mr London Boudoir's work? Most people thought he is just a weird old guy, using Boudoir Photography to get women to take off their clothes. Whereas he is just a decent listener.
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A trippy 70's computer programming language that uses recursion like a motherfucker. It is a logical programming language designed for expressing human logic instead of specific machine instructions. Unlike procedural languages such as C, it has very little practical use outside of a university environment.
Uni student #1: Holy shit. Recursively manipulating lists in Prolog is totally screwing with my head! Btw, why the fuck is my program stuck in a loop?
Uni student #2: You've got to create a base case for your predicate. Otherwise it just backtracks up the list and down again.
Uni student #1: Thanks. Fuck. I don't know if I'm gonna pass this course.
Uni student #2: Don't worry. It's not as if this shit is useful anyway.
Uni student #2: You've got to create a base case for your predicate. Otherwise it just backtracks up the list and down again.
Uni student #1: Thanks. Fuck. I don't know if I'm gonna pass this course.
Uni student #2: Don't worry. It's not as if this shit is useful anyway.
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I found some chick's phone in my apartment this morning; luckily because of all this photograme I know exactly who it is.
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