Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

putarded

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

by red jelly January 12, 2006

Protard

Countable common noun: Protard(s): (pro-tard)- A name given to supporters of retards or special-education people

Person A: Haha! Look he has drool on his chin!

Person B: Quit make fun of the person!

Person A: Your a Protard.

by Shard Dardedar December 9, 2009

protard

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.

George W. Bush is the ultimate protard.

by winnie1493 January 8, 2009

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

Projared

Noun - A pedophile who cheats and solicits nudes like no man has ever seen before.
Verb - A sudden extreme crash in popularity.

“My husband was fucking his friend’s ex wife behind my back!”
“Man, he’s a real projared.”

“Did you see how fast John’s reputation crashed down?”
“Dude’s a real Projared.”

by WenisWars May 9, 2019

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009