proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011

proselytase

PROSELYTASE ... pros·e·lyt·ase/ˈpräsələˌtayz/
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..

"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn

by CountrySwan October 25, 2011

Prosetic

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.

My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.

by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015

Prosexio

When you're role playing as a wizard and cast a spell to perform better.

"Harry I want more, grab your wand and cast Prosexio"

by Wizardsneedlovetoo April 25, 2020

prosexional

The state of attractiveness that is best attained when dressed for success (or for work).

Professional + sexy

(At bar during happy hour)
Man: Damn girl, you must be coming from work, looking all prosexional. Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Hehe, okay!

by Poshow May 26, 2007

Prosetry

Having the qualities of both prose and poetry.

I am going to write prosetry today.

by Rajeeb2014 September 10, 2016

prosexual

Someone with a pansexual attitude
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.

2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords

"I like fucking girly boys, and boyish girls, im a genderqueer whos 100% male and 100% female, i don't conform to socially constructed definitions as i don't feel organs make up the sex appeal of individuals." - prosexual

by Jeremy May 28, 2006