Doughnut Proposed

To offer a girl a dougnut. If she eats it, then you are considerd Doughnut Married.
by thingsthatgoboom October 24, 2010
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Modest Proposal

Weird, sickening, distasteful. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.

Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!

I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
by laura_lou October 04, 2006
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Propose my girl

The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
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Propose my girl

The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone

To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was

someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
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Propose my man

The girl wants to say,

After I fell in love with u

I fell in love with my life.

Be with me always.
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Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
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russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
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