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Doughnut Proposed

To offer a girl a dougnut. If she eats it, then you are considerd Doughnut Married.
Dude, that guy just doughnut proposed!
by thingsthatgoboom October 25, 2010
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Modest Proposal

Weird, sickening, distasteful. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.

Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!

I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
by laura_lou October 5, 2006
mugGet the Modest Proposalmug.

Propose my girl

The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017
mugGet the Propose my girlmug.

Propose my girl

The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone

To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was

someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
by Pkgadmob November 8, 2017
mugGet the Propose my girlmug.

Propose my man

The girl wants to say,

After I fell in love with u

I fell in love with my life.

Be with me always.
by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017
mugGet the Propose my manmug.

Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008
mugGet the Working Man's Wedding Proposalmug.

Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.
Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?
by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020
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