by thingsthatgoboom October 25, 2010

Weird, sickening, distasteful. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.
Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!
I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!
I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
by laura_lou October 5, 2006

The guy wants to say ,
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017

The guy wants to say ,
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
by Pkgadmob November 8, 2017

by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020
