procrasturbation

the act of procrastinating by watching porn.

Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate

John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.

by Cason December 28, 2007

procrasturbation

to waste time pleasuring yourself

A teenage boys' favorite way to avoid doing his homework is procrasturbation.

by MAKATTACK234 October 14, 2009

Procrasturbation

Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.

Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!

by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

Procrasturbation

When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.

Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!

by LOLKIT December 13, 2010

Procrasturbation

A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!

He flunked out of chemistry.
Yeah, he's addicted to procrasturbation.

by eternal toddler June 1, 2016

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002