Profeshunal

Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.

Look at this profeshunal repair.

This product is made by a profeshunal company.

Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.

by Big-G April 7, 2020

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pulling a Professor Gates

Breaking into one's own home.

Dude, I locked my keys inside the house and couldn't get inside! I ended up pulling a Professor Gates.

by KBLI August 26, 2009

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The most badass Human/Cat man of all saintsrowness. He has his own octopus launcher, man-apult, and stylish jumpsuit. He is the hosts of all hosts, and hostlyness. Let us prey, to our lord, Genki, professor Genki, exalted one.

"Hey man I just fist-bumped lord Professor Genki! Do you think some of his awesomeness will rub off onto me?"

" No way dude... He's to FREAKING AWESOME to let that happen..."

" Aww, you're right..."

by Professor Genki December 5, 2011

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Professional Volunteer

The politically correct term for a worthless, lazy bitch who don't make money and don't do shit.

My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.

by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018

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Professional Stoner

A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.

Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.

by Srenots 8] March 14, 2010

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Professor Bullshit Degree

To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.

Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!

Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?

Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest

Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree

by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011

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Profanity Pussy

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"