mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.

Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.

by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017

Proctologically

Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.

John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.

After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

unlicensed proctologist

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012

proctor'd

1) to be on the receiving end of a drunk and
belligerent rampage before, during or after a friendly game of golf
2) to be assaulted by your inebriated passenger while trying to drive his vehicle to
or from the golf course

"dude, how was golf today?"

"it was great till i got proctor'd on the way home"

by the brrr October 27, 2008

proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009