Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

procrastination

I think ill write this definition later

dude... thats the best definition for procrastination ever.

by Lord Damon Achuine May 9, 2009

procrastination

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

by kelbel April 14, 2006

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procrastination

Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

by Cassidy Peterson January 21, 2004

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now.

Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!

by still_procrastinating May 1, 2010

Procrastination Nation

A nation full of procrastination

"How is your class's progress?"
"Its procrastination Nation; Nothing has been done!'

by Queen Levine January 22, 2009