procrastabate

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

by germinator7 July 10, 2007

Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.

by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010

procrastinate

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

Procrastinatorily Motivated

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

by D Low2081 March 8, 2011

procrastubate

putting off work to masturbate

Instead of doing his homework last night, Bobby procrastubated.

by nick pappagiorgio February 15, 2015

Procrastinator

As defined by Gumball Watterson,

"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."

"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"

by ChineseRipoffofGod July 17, 2020

pro-procrastinate

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010