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promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.
He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.
by Promortalist June 11, 2018
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promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.
by slipsheet June 25, 2006
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promosm

often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following
i.e

guy1 *uploads video*

guy2 sick video.

also guy2: *comments promosm*
by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022
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Promorexia

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.
Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."
by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011
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Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
by UDTaco April 28, 2010
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Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
by Shmavery December 10, 2018
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trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.
Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.
by Nospinner November 16, 2011
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