Priyarism

When a middle-class straight man has strong sexual urges towards short women, of darker skin tone who do not consume animal products.

Eg, Tony hooked up with my female friend because she was of Indian heritage, not tall, and maintains a vegan lifestyle. His behaviour is known as Priyaristic or Priyarism.

by Swollenroghttesticle February 5, 2023

provatimus

The excitement that such a strong Oracle or Prophet has come to gain such excitement from one or a few particular people

A Provatimus is among us

by Orepsorpid Illy July 7, 2023

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

Peekaboo Privates

A phenomenon where your penis pokes out of the front opening in your underwear.

Jake: I almost got pantsed while I was having peekaboo privates.
Kyle: That would’ve been embarrassing

Jake: ikr?

by BeckBro_ January 25, 2022

Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years

This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.

by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024

Play it by privates

“Play it by Privates”

Gone meet my online partner. Not sure what we’re gonna do so we’ll just play it by privates.

by RandomRenn February 6, 2026