printer

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Printer Prying

To rumage through print jobs that are not one's own.

Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.

by Spud's Friend September 3, 2008

printer out spew

When your printer is not plugged in for a while, so every time you press print nothing happens. Then, one day, when it's plugged in again about 50 papers are printed, none of which you really needed.

"Where were you, you're 20 minutes late!"

"Sorry, I just plugged in the printer to print my paper, but I got major printer out spew."

by banana210 April 9, 2009

Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.

Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).

by kayla manning September 20, 2017

printer hijacking

At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.

"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"

"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"

"Haha, gotcha!"

by TypicalChazz October 17, 2011

No Cap, Fax No Printer

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.

JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER

by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021

the printer

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019