Pringle Penis

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.

Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.

by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012

Pringle Grip

A method of pleasing a woman, that entails the clasping motion of a hand going into a can of Pringles. The pleaser shapes his, or her hand into that of a goose/duck's bill. Once within the female, the gripping can begin. Using the index and the middle finger the pleaser will wiggle their hand around until the deed has been done. It is absolutely necessary to excessively chant "Once you pop you can't stop" until the entire ordeal is complete.

"Dude, Did you hear? Brittany got Pringle Gripped last night. I've been trying to get my man to do that for ages."

by RobboMcT June 12, 2018

Pringle Dingle

The Pringle Dingle can go 1 of 2 ways, one is to have your penis the size of a Pringle’s can or the size of the chip inside.

Omg Karin my boyfriend gave me a Pringle Dingle and I loved it

by PortalDM March 9, 2019

Pringle Licker

Someone so concerned with their weight and/or physique that they would lick the flavour off a Pringle (potato chip) without eating the snack itself.

Andy's on a new gluten-free, sugar-free diet - what a Pringle Licker.

by B33fc@ke August 4, 2016

Pringle Pouch

All those who are a little chunkier than the average Homosapien around the gut, a disguised word for fupa or gunt

Guy 1 - Wow look at the Pringle Pouch on that girl
Guy 2 - That thing is .... HUGE!!!!
Guy 3 - .... Come on lads that's my wife

by Jackstar_22 July 27, 2012

pringle booty

Place a standard amount of Pringles in between the booty cheecks and eat the stack out

Gave her some of that good Pringle booty

by Daisyrapper October 27, 2015

Pringle Stack

Anal sex orgy in which men are stacked on top of each other, resembling Pringle potato chips in a can. Each person is penetrating the person below them while getting pounded from behind at the same time. Depending on how high or low you are in the group of bodies, there is a difference in the amount of force per thrust. The bottom person rarely survives with their asshole intact.

Bruno had a party at his apartment and decided to be the bottom bum in a giant pringle stack.

by Tutty Putty December 7, 2009