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Pretentious Soccer Prick

Someone that has risen to the pinnacle of soccer affluence. Risen so high that said person can, at will, make others feel inferior to him/her when discussing details about “Football”, “Footballers”, “Football Franchises”, “Football Fans” or any item relating to “Football Matches”.

Acronym: PSP
Jon, can you let me know what the "scarf like" thing that the Liverpool fans are holding up is called? Well Jason the thing is called a Scarf, you moron. Well thanks for clearing that up Jon, you Pretentious Soccer Prick!
by Semi-Retarded Alcoholic February 11, 2010
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pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
by dp916 February 14, 2004
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smol precious cinnamon roll

Phrase commonly used on tumblr meaning small and precious or adorable.
by Weird music girl July 4, 2016
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precious snowflake

Children being spoiled by parents who refuse to take any responsibility for raising said children, and who then attempt to blame anyone and everyone around them for their child's poor development.
The mother sued the school because her precious snowflake failed all her classes, despite all the studying said snowflake didn't do, instead going to parties till 3 am every weeknight.
by Phillium March 20, 2008
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Pretentious asshole

One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?

Joe: Yeah, so true.
by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010
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Precious

A cute amazing young lady

Hot/pretty girl
Nice to every single person
Love candy.
Girl 1:"Hey there is Precious"
Girl 2:"she is so nice and kind"
by Hello everyone November 4, 2013
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precious little snowflake

Child of extremely overprotective and/or self-absorbed parents. Coddled from birth, their mommy and daddy will get stupid, ludicrous rules added or changed because they cannot fathom the idea that their kid might have to learn humility. Often turn out to be stuck-up, spoiled pains in the ass because they get everything they want.
Her mother called the school because precious little snowflake got her feelings hurt by the quarterback.
by Lyger February 17, 2008
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