preener

a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

Peen

1. Derivitive of the word penis.

There was an intoxicated man dancing on the train with no pants on, his peen was flopping around everywhere!

by Tashimama December 7, 2006

big peen

humongous male genitalia

That guy has a big peen

by LargestPeen February 18, 2018

Peenfork

Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.

Mitch you so have a peenfork

by JakerinaRawR&&Shelberino October 20, 2010

peen

short for penis

I can see through his jeans that he's got a small peen

by Raquelle December 5, 2003

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

peenee

1. noun

a female's pet name for a penis

Mary asked with a giggle, "does the peenee want to come out and play?"

by panzerr October 21, 2004