non-practicing lesbian

A person who has given up on men.

My break-up with Jake destroyed me. I've become a non-practicing lesbian.

by ErinB January 2, 2009

practical joke

is a trick played on someone that is meant to be funny for people watching, though normally embarrassing for the person being tricked.

What would you do if someone called you saying they were Barack Obama? Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call just like that the other day and like many people would, she assumed it was a radio station practical joke.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Prection

Coined by Korean boyband Super Junior member Kangin. Initially meant 'precious' by can also be used in a variety of settings.

"Actions are more prections than words"
"Did you wipe after you prectioned?"
"You are my prection"

by PreciousB January 19, 2009

I'm out of practice

An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.

Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.

"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"

by solstice.barrett June 19, 2010

basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.

Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.

by balboabob October 13, 2016

Put the ice in practice

To work really hard. It is derived from the idea that one needs ice to heal the bruise caused by hard work.

After I spent hours working on my thesis, my friend told me that I had really put the ice in practice.

by abcdefsbhdsdhb January 1, 2018

Practice Push

A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.

"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."

by Holyoake July 7, 2008