precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

procaffinated

To get addicted of coffee.

I am procaffinated, are you a procaffinated?

by Rajat Pal March 6, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

procaffeinative

Person who use delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
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*I put the 'pro' in procaffeinative
My brother behaves filthy and procaffinative at mornings.

by J.Agman November 30, 2017

precuffed

the stage before being cuffed; when things are a little more than casual but a little less than fully cuffed

"Grace and Joe have been hanging out for a while. She's so precuffed."

by boogie_nightz January 20, 2018

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

precapilariantarian

The phenomenon in which birds completely lose their wings and are restricted to waddling around on two legs.

Man: "Hey I lost my precapilariantarian parakeet! Have you seen him?

Man 2: "What the fuck is a precapilariantarian."

Epstein didn't kill himself

by TheSlapDashDunce November 15, 2019